Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Death Race 2000

DEATH RACE 2000 -
Copyright 1978 New World Pictures

The Characters:


Frankenstein - David Carradine! Dark and brooding racer, he is believed to be a myriad of replaced limbs.
Machine Gun Joe - Sylvester Stallone! Racer with a classic gangster motif, except he stresses. A lot. Him and his ulcer say hi to a grenade.
Annie Paine - Daughter of the rebel leader who is out to capture or kill Frankenstein, she falls in love with him instead.
Myra - Joe's amazingly blonde navigator, helps him welcome the grenade.
Calamity Jane - Crazed female driver, her car looks like a steer until it runs over a land mine.
Matilda the Hun - Aryan poster girl, drives off a cliff.
Nero the Hero - Hits an explosive baby, points zero.
Junior Bruce - Hyper reporter, he won't stop campaigning for the race until Frankenstein runs him over.
Grace Parker - Heavy female reporter, she's the kind who is everybody's "dear friend."
Thomasina Paine - Leader of the resistance, Betsy Ross' daughter or something.
The President - Emperor of America who loves us all. Run down by Frankenstein.



The Plot:

David Carradine running around in a leather jumpsuit, what else could you want? Well, maybe somebody other than David Carradine in the jumpsuit, but then Stallone wouldn't have anyone to stress about.

In 2000 America has been rebuilt by one man, the President has become an emperor. With this power he created the Race. Every year violent role-playing psychopaths are placed behind the wheels of high performance killing machines and sent across the country. Their goal? Finish alive with the most points from running down as many pedestrians as possible and it's all perfectly legal. See a line of doctors and nurses on the sidewalk? Thump, thump, thump: 110 points.

Lucky for us there are rebels who believe in safe highways; led by Thomasina Paine they decide to fight back. You have to feel sorry for Nero, he makes to run over what seems to be a cute little toddler and it turns out to be a doll full of explosives. The rebels really want to get Frankenstein though, he's favored to win the race and a personal friend of the President.

Having planted Annie as Frankenstein's navigator they try to capture or kill him to no avail; he is a man on a mission. His right hand was removed, in the real thing's place is an artificial one with a grenade embedded in it. (Believe it or not, Carradine makes the "hand grenade" joke - I didn't even get a chance.) Frankenstein hates the President and his race more than anyone else and he knows the winner gets to shake hands.

Okay, the entertainment value of this movie should be obvious. People are getting churned into road mush left and right with sports reporters acting like it's the Super Bowl.

Things I Learned From This Movie:


In the future marching bands suck.
David Carradine is a little skinny to be the imposing evil guy.
Every generation has one person who speaks like Howard Cosell.
Don't try to play matador with a car.
Blondes are not dumb; they are hard of hearing.
If you love someone set them free, if they come back turn them into road kill.
Stallone hates fly fishermen.
People do not make effective speed bumps.
David Carradine can kick Sylvester Stallone's ass.


Thursday, February 14, 2008

Dragon boat

A Dragon boat (traditional Chinese: 龍舟or 龍船; simplified Chinese: 龙舟 or 龙船; pinyin: lóngzhōu, lóngchuán) is a very long and narrow human powered boat used in the team paddling sport or Dragon boat racing which originated in China.
For racing events, dragon boats are always rigged with decorative Chinese dragon heads and tails and are required to carry a large drum aboard. At other times the decorative regalia is usually removed, although the drum often remains aboard for training purposes.
Dragon boat races are traditionally held to commemorate the death of Qu Yuan, making dragonboating the only sport to be celebrated as a national holiday. The Chinese calendar date is 5/5 which usually corresponds to a date in June.
The crew of the dragon boat


Dragon boat in Friedrichstadt, Schleswig-Holstein, Germany
The standard crew complement of a contemporary dragon boat is around 22, comprising 20 paddlers in pairs facing toward the bow of the boat, 1 drummer or caller at the bow facing toward the paddlers, and 1 steerer or tiller(helm) at the rear of the boat, although for races it is common to have just 18 paddlers. Dragon boats vary in length and crew size will vary accordingly, from small dragon boats with 10 paddlers, up to the massive traditional boats which have upwards of 50 paddlers, plus drummer and steerer.
The drummer and drumming
The drummer or callers may be considered the "heartbeat" of the dragon boat, and leads the crew throughout a race with the rhythmic beating of a drum to indicate the timing and frequency of paddling strokes (that is, the cadence, picking up the pace, slowing the rate, etc.) The caller may issue commands to the crew through a combination of hand signals and voice calls, and also generally exhorts the crew to perform at their peak. A caller/drummer is mandatory during racing events, but if he or she is not present during training, it is typical for the steerer to direct the crew.
Good callers should be able to synchronize the drumming cadence with the strokes of the leading pair of paddlers, rather than the other way around. As a tail wind, head wind or cross wind, may affect the amount of power needed to move the boat at hull speed throughout a race, a caller should also be aware of the relative position of the dragon boat to other boats, and to the finish line, in order to correctly issue commands to the crew as to when to best surge ahead, when to hold steady and when to peak for the finish. An expert level caller will be able to gauge the power of the boat and the paddlers through the sensation of acceleration, deceleration, and inefficiencies which are transmitted through the hull (ie. they will physically feel the boat action through their feet and gluteus maximus muscles).
Traditional dragonboats with 40 to 50 paddlers are so long that the drum is positioned amidships (in the middle of the boat) so that all paddlers can hear it amidst the noise of heated competition. However, for the smaller dragon boats of 20 paddlers which are most often used in competitive sporting events, the drum is located just aft of the dragon headed prow.
Some crews may also feature a gong striker who strikes a ceremonial gong mounted aboard the dragon boat. A gong striker may sometimes be used as an alternative to a drummer.
The paddlers
The paddlers sit facing forwards, and use a specific type of paddle. The leading pair of paddlers, called "pacers," "strokes," or "timers," set the pace for the team. It is critical that all paddlers are synchronized. Each paddler should synchronize with the paddler diagonally in front of them. This ensures that the paddling pace is balanced and all energy is spent on moving the boat forward. The direction of the dragon boat is set by the helm, not the paddlers. The lead paddlers are responsible for synchronizing themselves.
There are several components to a dragon boat or outrigger stroke: 1. The "catch" at the front of the 60 degree negative angle allows the paddler to bury their blade deep in the water. 2. The "pull" stage generates the power to move the boat, most often by using the strong muscles of the back to propel the boat beyond the paddle. 3. The "release" or "return" is the final stage of the stroke. To release, the outside arm should slightly bend and the blade should release to the top of the stroke. It is important for the blade to return as vertically as possible, with the top hand staying outside the boat. Each of these components of the stroke are equally important and must be done in synchronization with the paddle across and in front. If done correctly, all paddles will be in time with the lead strokes.
If paddlers are not synchronized, each successive pair of blades hits the water a fraction of a second behind the blades in front of them. To an onshore observer, this effect resembles the movement of a many-legged caterpillar or centipede; thus, a coach may discipline a team for "caterpillaring." During a race it is difficult to stay in sync as the sounds of other drums make it confusing or unreliable to time off the drum beat.
Very experienced paddlers will feel the response of the boat and its surge or resistance through the water via the blades of their paddles, and will adjust their reach, and the catch of their blade tips, in accordance with the power required to match the acceleration of the hull through the water at any given moment.
The steerer
The steerer, known also as the coxswain, helm, steersman, sweep, or tiller, controls the dragon boat with a steering oar similar in function to a tiller which is mounted at the rear of the boat. The steerer may work with the drummer to call out commands during a race. The responses of the oar are opposite to the direction they take - if the steerer pulls the oar right, or into the boat, the boat will turn left, and if they push out, or left, the boat turns right. The steerer has the power to override the caller at any time during the race (or the coach during practise) if the safety of the crew is threatened in any way.
Taiwanese flag catchers


A Taiwanese style Flag Catching dragon boat during a Dragon Boat Festival in Portland, OR
Another dragon boat crew position which was first popularized on the island of Taiwan and which remains very popular there is the flag puller or flag catcher, who is tasked with grabbing a lane flag as the boat crosses the finish line. The first boat to pull their flag wins the race, while any boats which miss their flag are penalized. The flag catcher normally sits behind the drummer, but as the boat approachers the finish line the flag catcher moves into position onto the top of the dragon head (see photo).
In historical times before the introduction of photo finishes and digital timing, or simply where such facilities are not available, flag catching is useful for distinguishing very close finishes (presumably an odd number of judges can decide the winner where multiple flags are caught very close together). A Song Dynasty landscape painting on silk records a dragon boat festival race on an imperial lake featuring flag pulling dragon boat races.

Thursday, February 7, 2008

BG Puts the “FU” back in fun!.



BGuerin0330@gmail.com
Screaming Turtle


You fear me? So you should. All you who are vile. Would you like to know how you will die? The sacred time is near. Beware the blackness of day. Beware the man who brings the jaguar. Behold him reborn from mud and earth. For the one he takes you to will cancel the sky, and scratch out the earth. Scratch you out. And end your world. He's with us now. Day will be like night. And the man jaguar will lead you to your end.

Friday, February 1, 2008

Nutrional Facts for the Mini M&M Donut

Mini M&M Donut

Nutrition Facts

Serving Size
1 donut

Servings
1

Calories
270

Calories from Fat
110

% Daily Value, Calories:

2,000

Total Fat
12g

18%

Saturated Fat
5g

25%

Trans Fat
0g



Cholesterol
0mg

0%

Sodium
360mg

15%

Total Carbohydrates
39g

13%

Dietary Fiber
1g

4%

Sugar
13g



Protein
4g



Vitamin A
0%

Vitamin C
0%

Calcium
0%

Iron
8%

Calories
2,000
2,500

Total Fat
Less than
65g
80g

Saturated Fat
Less than
20g
25g

Cholesterol
Less than
300mg
300mg

Sodium
Less than
2,400mg
2,400mg

Total Carbohydrate

300g
375g

Dietary Fiber

25g
30g

Calories per gram:

Fat
9

Carbohydrate
4

Protein
4

Allergy Data

Contains

Crustaceans

Eggs

Fish

Milk

Peanuts

Soy

Tree Nuts

Wheat

Crustaceans include, crab, crayfish, lobster, and shrimp. Tree Nuts include, Almonds, Brazil nuts, Cashews, Chestnuts, Filberts/Hazelnuts, Macadamia nuts, Pecans, Pine nuts, Pistachios, and Walnuts
Ingredients: Enriched Flour (Bleached Wheat Flour, Malted Barley Flour, Niacin, Reduced Iron, Thiamin Mononitrate, Riboflavin, Folic Acid), Water, Palm Oil, Partially Hydrogenated Soybean Oil and Partially Hydrogenated Cottonseed Oil with TBHQ and Citric Acid Added to Help Protect Flavor, Sugar, Dextrose, Contains 2% Or Less Of The Following: Yeast, Salt, Maltodextrin, Whey, Soy Flour, Mono- & Diglycerides, Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate, Baking Soda, Sodium Stearoyl Lactylate, Soy Lecithin, Nonfat Milk, Cellulose Gum, Guar Gum, Propylene Glycol, Annatto, Turmeric, Sodium Caseinate, Natural & Artificial Flavor, Gum Arabic, Potassium Sorbate (Preservative), Xanthan Gum, Agar, Carrageenan, Citric Acid, Egg, Mini M&M?s Candies (Milk chocolate, (sugar, chocolate, cocoa butter, skim milk, milk fat, lactose, soy lecithin, salt, artificial flavor), Less than 2% - corn starch, corn syrup, coloring (includes Yellow 5, Red 40, Blue1 Lake, Yellow 6 Lake, Blue 2 Lake, Red 40, Yellow 5, Yellow 6), Chocolate Icing (Sugar, water, confectionary sugar, cocoa powder, high fructose corn syrup, soybean oil, corn syrup, maltodextrin, dextrose, partially hydrogenated soybean oil, potassium sorbate, sodium propionate, lecithin, cornstarch, salt, vanilla extract).
Allergy sufferers should always read the product ingredient statement. Our restaurants prepare and serve other products that contain allergens.
Dunkin' Donuts has made a reasonable effort to provide nutritional and ingredient information based upon standard product formulations and following the FDA guidelines using formulation and nutrition labeling software. Variations may occur due to: seasonal conditions; regional differences; ingredient substitutions and differences in product assembly or size at the restaurant. Test products, limited time offers and regional menu variations may not be included and not all items listed may be available in all restaurants. The information on this site may vary from printed materials that may be available in our restaurants. We will update this site so please revisit for the most current information. Any customers with specific dietary concerns are advised to call our customer care line at 800-859-5339.

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Blade Runner




Blade Runner (1982)

User Rating: 8.3/10 (126,354 votes)
Top 250: #98


Overview
Director:
Ridley Scott
Writers:
Philip K. Dick (novel)Hampton Fancher (writer) ...
Release Date:
25 June 1982 (USA) view trailer
Genre:
Action / Drama / Sci-Fi / Thriller
Tagline:
Man Has Made His Match... Now It's His Problem
Plot Outline:
Deckard, a blade runner, has to track down and terminate 4 replicants who hijacked a ship in space and have returned to earth seeking their maker.
Awards:
Nominated for 2 Oscars. Another 7 wins & 14 nominations
User Comments:
Science Fiction Epic
Cast
(Cast overview, first billed only)

Harrison Ford
...
Rick Deckard

Rutger Hauer
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Roy Batty

Sean Young
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Rachael

Edward James Olmos
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Gaff

M. Emmet Walsh
...
Bryant

Daryl Hannah
...
Pris

William Sanderson
...
J.F. Sebastian

Brion James
...
Leon Kowalski

Joe Turkel
...
Eldon Tyrell

Joanna Cassidy
...
Zhora

James Hong
...
Hannibal Chew

Morgan Paull
...
Holden

Kevin Thompson
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Bear

John Edward Allen
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Kaiser

Hy Pyke
...
Taffey Lewis

Additional Details
MPAA:
Rated R for violence and brief nudity (definitive cut); Rated R for violence. (1991 version)
Parents Guide:
View content advisory for parents
Runtime:
117 min
Country:
USA / Singapore
Language:
English / German / Cantonese / Japanese
Color:
Color (Technicolor)
Aspect Ratio:
2.20 : 1
Sound Mix:
70 mm 6-Track (70 mm prints) / Dolby (35 mm prints)
Certification:
Italy:T / Canada:13+ (Quebec) / Germany:12 (re-rating) (2007) / West Germany:16 (f) / Canada:AA (Ontario) / Canada:PA (Manitoba) / Brazil:16 / USA:R (Definitive Cut) / Portugal:M/12 / Canada:A (Nova Scotia) / UK:15 (video rating) (1986) / Argentina:16 / Australia:M / Chile:18 / Finland:K-16 / France:-12 / Ireland:15 / Israel:PG / Japan:R-15 (director's cut) / Netherlands:16 (director's cut) / Norway:15 / Peru:18 / Singapore:NC-16 / South Korea:18 / Sweden:15 / UK:AA (original rating) / USA:R / Norway:16 (original rating) / Iceland:16
Filming Locations:
Warner Brothers Burbank Studios - 4000 Warner Boulevard, Burbank, California, USA
MOVIEmeter:
17% since last week why?
Company:
Blade Runner Partnership
Fun Stuff
Trivia:
The mold used for the rooftop of the Police Headquarters building was originally a mold used in the Special Edition of Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977). It is the saucer-like ceiling Richard Dreyfuss stands under after he enters the Mothership.
Goofs:
Continuity: In Leon's apartment, right after Deckard enters the bathroom for clues, Gaff is outside folding origami and the apartment entrance door behind him is closed; but when Deckard comes out of the bathroom and looks at Gaff finishing his origami, the door behind them is wide open with blue neon light streaming in.
Quotes:
[first lines] Female announcer over intercom: Next subject: Kowalski, Leon. Engineer, waste disposal. File section: New employee, six days.
Movie Connections:
Referenced in Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Soundtrack:
BLADE RUNNER
FAQ
Why would the Tyrell building have ceiling fans in it? Is the Video Watchdog description of the workprint (WP) accurate? Batty's incept date of January 2016 means that he should have lived to January 2020. Why did he die in November 2019?
User Comments
(Comment on this title)
27 out of 39 people found the following comment useful:-
Science Fiction Epic, 9 July 2005
Author: krishnaraj613 from Malaysia
I have an interest in science fiction films and TV programmes. I like shows like (the original) Star Wars trilogy, (most of) the Star Trek films, as well as Star Trek TV series (Voyager for modern times,preferably, as it had the least number of useless episodes), etc. In my experience, most SF material turns out to be distilled garbage. Kubrick's '2001: A Space Odyssey' was a masterpiece. I am not hesitant to say that I blatantly dislike Spielberg's definition of SF- ET, Close Encounters, & (worst of all) War Of The Worlds. Neither do I appreciate any 'Alien' film apart from R Scott's 1979 original (although Alien2 was OK)-Alien vs Pred is a disgrace not only to all genres, but to the film industry itself. So when I heard of Blade Runner on the net, I wondered; what could be so good about this film? I have HBO,Cinemax, Star Movies- yet this film has never been shown. So, I got myself the Director's Cut at the local video store. I watched it once. Then I re-watched it two days later. My verdict: This film is fantastic.It is one of the greatest films ever made, on par with 2001: A Space Odyssey. Upon 1st viewing, new audiences may be bewildered. One anticipates a futuristic run-of-the-mill 80's shoot-em-up (in the like of Outland,say). What you get is a film so deep that it is difficult to grasp the 1st time. There is so much symbolism, introverts and questions that I was left stunned. The film is hauntingly beautiful, and I doubt that these screen landscapes could be reproduced today as well as they were here. The plot centres around the question of humanity- something we take for granted. It is not an auctioneer, which was probably what audiences expected when they walked into theatres in the 80s, causing the film to fail commercially. Blade Runner is not for the adrenaline junkie, nor for those who like flashy gadgets and bright explosions, with a healthy Hollywood-made dose of convincing storyline spoon-fed for their satisfaction.The film is set in the apocalyptic, suggestively post-war future Earth, where there seems to be a lag in technology. Perhaps there was a war which ravaged the world, forcing humans to migrate (the cramped cultural richness of LA), and rebuild, explaining the retro technology. 6 'Criminal' Nexus 6 replicates (genetically engineered humanoids), hijack a ship and come to Earth seeking their maker. These slaves(machines/automatons// regard them as anything which has been created by Man to lessen his burden) have developed emotions, and they fear death for they cherish their memories (Think robots weeping over photographs). Their cause: They want a longer life, they want to experience more, they want to be... human.Enter Rick Deckard, Blade Runner. His job: kill trespassing replicates; Kill living, breathing humanoids composed of flesh and blood who only have 4 years to live out their miserable lives, seeking haven on Earth rather than serving as slaves in mining outposts on Mars. Kill? Murder seems more appropriate. But that's his job. replicates which trespass are a hazard. These 6 replicates have killed 23 people and hijacked a ship. They have to be killed, right? If you're planning to take sides in this film, you will be pleasantly if not unnervingly surprised. There are no sides. There is no good and evil. Harrison Ford plays the reluctant, burned out Blade Runner very well. His character is drab and dull, as it was meant to be; look at him in the Spinner on the way to Tyrell corporation- pure boredom. He hates his job. If there were any narration, it Should sound dull and uninteresting, reflecting his character. Rutger Hauer gives the greatest performance of his career (so far) in this film, playing Roy Batty, Replicant 'project manager'. He dominates the later part of the film. He is cold, stiff and evil, but in the end speech, one of the Greatest endings I have ever seen, his performance alone makes this film a Classic. The ending is beautiful, and the score by Vangelis is perfect.All in all, the film is excellent. Well directed by Ridley Scott, innovative and stunning imagery underlined by Vangelis' superb score, and plenty to think about (on your own- no spoon feeding). Check out the trivia for this film; scientists voted it better than 2001:A Space Odyssey. Is the quest for humanity a crime? Find out for yourself. Blade Runner is a Must-Watch, and a Must-Have film.

Thursday, January 24, 2008

How to Get to a 10 Workout Week

Prospective Workouts toget me to a
10 Hour Workout Week.

WeekSwimBikeRunTotal
10.50 1.25 0.75 2.50
20.56 1.41 0.84 2.81
30.63 1.56 0.94 3.13
40.69 1.72 1.03 3.44
50.75 1.88 1.13 3.75
60.81 2.03 1.22 4.06
70.88 2.19 1.31 4.38
80.94 2.34 1.41 4.69
91.00 2.50 1.50 5.00
101.06 2.66 1.59 5.31
111.13 2.81 1.69 5.63
121.19 2.97 1.78 5.94
131.25 3.13 1.88 6.25
141.31 3.28 1.97 6.56
151.38 3.44 2.06 6.88
161.44 3.59 2.16 7.19
171.50 3.75 2.25 7.50
181.56 3.91 2.34 7.81
191.63 4.06 2.44 8.13
201.69 4.22 2.53 8.44
211.75 4.38 2.63 8.75
221.81 4.53 2.72 9.06
231.88 4.69 2.81 9.38
241.94 4.84 2.91 9.69
252.00 5.00 3.00 10.00









Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Picture that my sister found somewhere. I am the one in the New Zeland splits. Why? Who can remember.
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